Saturday, March 26, 2011

Twilight jokes ...



Dear Diary ,
Today I made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward . . . AGAIN!!! LOL
Later ,
Jasper
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The Volturi went hiding ,when they heard Chuck Norris DOES exist.
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How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
-You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

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What did Bella tell Edward?
-I'll see you next period .
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Bella: You're pale white and ice cold ... I know what you are.
Edward: Say it.Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!!!
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